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    Tim Burton's (YAAAWN) Alice in Wonderblahblahblah

    Seriously? Can anybody be arsed with this?

    Tim Burton's hardly the most daring director is he? Not particularly confident stepping out of his comfort zone eh? "Oh hey, I just did a pointless remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory so why not really go for something different...nah, fuck it, I'll do a remake of Alice in Wonderland starring *GASP* Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp.

    I'm seriously SERIOUSLY bored by this man. His formula is 'Johnny Depp stars opposite Pale Woman (preferably my wife) and there is lots of black and purple about the place and it's 'a little bit kooky and eerie'. End of.
    The broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying. These people know only too well how to use falsehood for the basest purposes... Adolf Hitler

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    I see your point, but I never tire of Helena Bonham Carter, so I'll probably still go see it.

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    i agree. im just looking forward to Rum Diary's. hurry the fuck up will yeh..!!

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    I can't wait.

    I don't care that its the same team of people again, even remotely.

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    I'm with you brew, I almost fell asleep during Todd Sweeney.
    "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

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    I'm how old and still havent even seen the animated one?
    Fail.
    "Shit happens. Character is how you react to it."

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    ^EPIC FAIL.

    i really wanna see this. regardless.
    'Cause I'm that fool that broke the key- I'm unlockable so don't check me- I got weight on my shoulders and things on my mind- The sky is falling and I'm falling behind... No shame in my game just par for the path- I try to hone my craft because at hand's the task- But I find I'm not playing with a full deck- I'm up to my neck like Toulouse Lautrec

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    I just got back. It's amazing.

    If you don't want to see it, it really is your loss.

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    Dude, wtf, it fucking sucked.
    Fuck the pigs in my city, they can burn in hell. I'll kill a hundred fuckin hootahs before they take me to jail!

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    Gashfest. Nice to look at but like, what the fuck was going on with the battle at the end and why did it seem like the Mad Hatter and Alice were going fuck at any moment?
    The broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying. These people know only too well how to use falsehood for the basest purposes... Adolf Hitler

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    that sounds hot! i'm going to see it.
    she's not that kind of a girl, booger!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet View Post
    that sounds hot! i'm going to see it.
    Do, it's fucking awesome.

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    I liked it A LOT!!!! Especially for the lack of romance. I'm so tired of romantic movies, love is FREAKING EVERYWHERE. I'm glad it's not in this movie, not really.
    if truth were an ocean, would it fit in the pool of a human mind?
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    This is on my 'most fucking boring films I've ever seen' list.

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    its one of those stories where you'd have to be high to understand it. so im guessing the movies the same way.
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